Australia no more

There is no cricket enthusiast in the world who hasn't waited forever to see this:

And so ends a decade of dominance.

Dear South Africa,

I forgive you for Apartheid.

Dendrites in Distress

You don't want to know what the reply to the question was!

Drumroll... Applause

From humble starts with lame humor three years ago, this blog has come a long way to mature into a collection of highly exaggerated facts in extravagant posts containing tons of lame humor thinly disguised as sarcasm today.

This post is dedicated to you, The readers, who encourage us to write more crap.

We, the Unified Blog of Everything writing staff, applaud the joblessness of our readers to actually bother to read all the senseless writing and cynic ideas posted on this page.

Unlike Rishabh Kaul's blog, where the visitors counter started at 84000, here at xero0ne entertainment center we are committed to delivering true real-time traffic statistics to you.

Due to uncontrolled expenditure of funds on the purchase of certain carcinogenic substances, we couldn't arrange for actual fireworks, so please make do with the first image search result on Google instead.

Here's to 5000 readers!

Clap Clap Clap.
- Webmaster

ACID and Alcohol do not mix

31st December 2008

The effect of introducing eight 30ml doezes of triple filtered pure and clear fluid from Russia in the bloodstream:

Before After

Learn about it from the man himself.

Also, the censorship * doesn't seem to have been built for the Hindi language.